- I'm a Kleenex
For quite a while now, I have noticed that Anya always manages to blow/wipe her nose on me. She comes running up like she's excited to see me, and then rubs her snot all over. For a while I thought it was just a coincidence, but last night, all doubt was removed. I was sitting on a chair on the patio letting her play. She turned around and I looked her way. She had her tongue out trying to lick all the snot off her upper lip. She doesn't quite have the giraffe tongue like Ally, so she ran my way instead. She grabbed my knee with both hands and rubbed her nose on it. vigorously. When she was done she ran away to play some more.
- You can pop a blood vessel on your eardrum if your head is full of snot and you blow your nose too hard. Who knew?
- Vicodin helps with the pain. yay for drugs