Helpful hint:
Don't assume that a little girl who sits on the potty won't pee on you, just because she doesn't have a penis. Gravity is not necesarily the only force at work here. Make sure said little girl is leaning forward, not back and positioned far enough back on the toliet... especially first thing in the morning.
This has been a public service announcement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
Posted by ktjrdn
at 08:27 CST