pedophile
I feel like a pedophile. About every 10 or 15 minutes at home, I feel my daughter's crotch. I have a legitimate reason for doing this, but it seems very strange.
Ally didn't seem to care if she had a wet diaper on. We've been using Feel-N-Learn's now for quite some time, but it is still a diaper and absorbs most everything. So last week or so, I decided that it was time to step up the training. When we're at home, I put her in training pants. That way, she can feel if she's wet a lot better. I'm hoping she'll be horribly uncomfortable and start telling me about it so we can get to the potty.
We make a big production out of it too. A lot of the time, she has to go when we get home anyway, so she sits on the potty, and if she goes great, but if not, I tell her that when she "feels the pee-pees coming" she needs to tell me so that we can "keep those panties dry" That is our new motto at the Swaner house: "Keep Those Panties Dry!"
50 times a night I ask her "Are your panties dry?" If she says yes (or more often Yeah) Then we do a happy dance and remind her to keep them dry and tell mommy, etc. I feel liek an idiot. Half my evening, I hear myslef saying these stupid-ass things that would be really funny if it weren't so serious. here's some examples:
"Let those pee-pees out"
"Hold those pee-pees in. Don't let them get out til we get to the potty. Hold those pee-pees!"
"That's right. No poo-poos on the floor"
"That's right. No pee-pees on the floor"
"Those are such pretty panties, Let's keep them dry"
For some unfathomable reason, (I never said it before she started to) every time we take a diaper or training pants off, Ally says "Don't poo-poo on the floor!" I have no idea where that came from, but it's good advice, so I always agree with her.
Anyway, I think we're having some success. She's telling me the instant she gets done peeing that her panties are wet. Even last night, while we were at Applebee's and she was wearing a diaper, she told me her panties were wet. Twice after we got home, she said "Don't pee-pee in the panties" so I grabbed her and we made it to the potty. She tries reall yhard, and sometimes, right when she's relaxing a little she says "There it is" or "There's some" It's very funny.
Did I just spend that long talking about toliet habits of my daughter? Oh my god, I've go to go shoot myself now because I'm too pathetic to live
Posted by ktjrdn
at 08:46 CST