If I were 2 years old:
I would never have to fall asleep alone.
I would get a bedtime story read to me every night.
Someone would brush my hair for me every day.
I would only eat 5 things that I deemed acceptable.
I could pour orange juice down my shirt, and not have to do laundry.
It would be fun to do dishes.
I'd learn to use the potty, because... YUCK
People would buy me pretty clothes to wear.
I could be entertained by a 3 foot tall plastic slide for hours.
It would be funny if I stick my hands in someone else's pockets to steal their money.
When I got mad, I could just scream.
When I got done screaming, I would absolutely forget I was ever upset.
Everyone would be proud of me for every minor accomplishment.
I'd be surrounded by love...
Yes, it would be nice to be a 2 year old in our house.
Posted by ktjrdn
at 10:32 CST