still here
No, I haven't gone into labor early. I think that's how I'm going to answer my phone. "Hello - Yes, I'm still huge and not in labor yet, How are you?" I seem to have forgotten how this went last time. I can't really believe that, because it was really annoying last time, but there you have it. It was hidden from memory by the little gnomes in my head. Anyway, when I call anyone in my family, this is how the conversation goes:

"Hello"
"Hey, whatcha doin?"
"Why are you in labor?"
"No"
"oh, what did you want then?"

Or, if I call a cell phone, it doesn't even go that far. They all have caller id. We skip right to the labor question.

Anyway. I'm still pregnant. Am likely to be for another 8 days. Am very large, and very tired, mostly grumpy, and a little sickly (stupid weather). And VERY impatient. I want to hold my little baby with my arms instead of with my ribs.